Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her
replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."?? Well, it was an
immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to
join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant. One
room and the normal follow up to that.?
Their first night there she undresses as he does. There she stood
except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at
her he asks "Why the panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my
body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning," He knows
he's not getting lucky that night.
The following night the same scenario. She standing there with
panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on
which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with
this...a black condom?" He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."
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