The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender
would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this
until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the
bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the
foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it
must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask
someone to do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By
the way, where is your restroom?" The bartender quickly
replied, "The closest one is in the gas station three
blocks down the street."
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