"Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men's tee!"
Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement - "Would the man on the women's tee kindly back up to
the men's tee! Please!"
Mike had had enough. He turned and shouted, "Would the announcer in
clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"
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