A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents.  This being a big event, the girl tells
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex
for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some advice and some

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.  He
tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy:  a 3-pack, a 6 pack, or a  family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and
meets his girlfriend at the door.  "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents - come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated.  The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head

Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a

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