There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When
he arrived on
the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he
arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar,
ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed,
these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and
the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to
swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death,
man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
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