After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to talk
with you. Your Mother
and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much
excitement in the bedroom, I have fooled around with other women a lot. Matt is actually
your half-brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him." Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight
months she eventually started dating again.
A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Robert asked
me to marry him!
We're getting married in June." Again her father insisted on another private conversation
and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully sorry about this."
Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her Mother and tell
her. "Dad has done so much harm.
I guess I'm never going to get married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells
me the guy is my half-brother." Hillary just shook her head. Don't pay any attention to what
he says dear. He's not really your father."
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