Fresh out of college, a blonde began her new
job as an elementary school counselor, One
day during recess she noticed a boy standing
by himself at the end of a field, while the rest of
the kids played soccer. She asked if he was all
right and the boy said he was fine. A little while
later she approached him again. "Would you
like me to be your friend?" she asked.

The boy hesitated then said, "OK."

Feeling that she was making progress, she
then asked, "Why are you standing all alone?"

"Because," the boy said, "I'm the fucking goalie."
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