Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.
You've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.
You've ever used the airplane's Call button just to get a coffee refill.
You can't remember the last time you blinked.
The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
Your dog's name is Folgers.
You see nothing wrong with using water joe (caffeinated water)
to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.
You could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food,
as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
You dip your own espresso beans.
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