The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them
a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current,
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised
it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms
buddies received the following note:
“DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING
TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!”
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