Clinton dies and upon approaching the Pearly
Gates, St. Peter appeared.
"Soooo," Peter asked, "what bad things did you do on earth?"
"Well," Clinton replied, "I smoked marijuana but you shouldn't
against me since I didn't inhale. I guess I had an extramarital
but you shouldn't hold that against me because I didn't have
relations.' And I lied, but I didn't commit perjury."
After careful deliberation, Peter answered, "Okay. Here's
the deal. We'll
send you to someplace very hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.'
there for an indefinite period of time, but we won't call it
And don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering; just don't hold your
waiting for it to freeze over."
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