A college senior was hired as an intern, and his first task was to go
out and fetch coffee for the office staffers.

Eager to do well on his first day, he grabbed a large thermos and
hurried to a nearby coffee shop. He held up the thermos and the coffee
shop worker quickly came over to take the order.

The intern asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds,
then finally replied, "Yeah, it looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" the intern sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular
coffees, two black, and two decaf."
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