Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board from the nearby fence,
and knocks the dog out. A reporter who was strolling by sees the
incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young 49ers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing
"But I'm not a Niners fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just assumed you were, " said
the reporter, who proceeds to write, "Little Oakland Raiders Fan Rescues
Friend From Horrific Attack."
"I'm not a Raiders fan, either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners or
Raiders. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
Redneck Punk Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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