Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked
by a rabid Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board from the nearby fence,
and knocks the dog out. A reporter who was strolling by sees the
incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young 49ers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook.

"But I'm not a Niners fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just assumed you were, " said
the reporter, who proceeds to write, "Little Oakland Raiders Fan Rescues
Friend From Horrific Attack."

"I'm not a Raiders fan, either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners or
Raiders. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan," the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
Redneck Punk Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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