The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Welcome,
brother. Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Well, why not. Sure I am."
The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back
up. "Have you found Jesus?"
"No, I haven't!" says the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him
and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"No, I did not, Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 second this
time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God,
have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure
this is where he fell in?"
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