A drunk stumbles upon a baptism service on Sunday afternoon down by the
river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the

The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Welcome,
brother. Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Well, why not. Sure I am."

The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back
up. "Have you found Jesus?"

"No, I haven't!" says the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up
and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not, Reverend."

The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 second this
time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God,
have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure
this is where he fell in?"
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