A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote
log cabin resort way up
the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been
seen for 5 days.
An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about
the welfare of
these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were all
right. He knocked
on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The
old man asked if
they were OK. "Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so ... would you mind not throwing the
peelings out the
window ... they're choking my ducks
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