This Man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

A room-temperature IQ.

A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus

A prime candidate for natural deselection.

Bright as Alaska in December.

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

Takes him and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.

And finally....

Men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

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