An armless, legless girl is lying on the beach crying. A guy stops and asks her what the problem is.
She says that she's crying because she's never been kissed.
So the guy kisses her and walks away.
Now she's crying twice as hard, so the guy walks back.
"What's wrong now?"
"Well I've never been fucked," says the girl.
So the guy picks her up and throws her into the ocean
"Well you're fucked now," he says.