I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and
surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have
misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's
more going to hurt?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me.
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the
of my dreams.
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
cheap motel room.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
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