A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to
the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides
to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to
the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The
frog reply's,"Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in
The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of
the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks
the frog,"OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog
says,"Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man
asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after
the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash
comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says,"Frog,
I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am
forever grateful". The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why
not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With
the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor,
is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not
William Jefferson Clinton."
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