The husband says: "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must
not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The
husband realizes that nothing is going to happen and he
might as well deal with it.
The next day the husband takes his wife shopping at a big
department store. He walks around and has her try on three
very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife
to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching
shoes worth $200 each. Then they go to the jewelry department
where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says: "You
don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it, then let's get it."
The wife jumps up and down, so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says: "I am ready to go, let's go to the
The husband says: "No - no - no, Honey we're not going to buy
all this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No Honey. I just want
you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The wife gets really mad and is about to explode when the husband
says: "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man!!!"
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