You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials.
 Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men:
 

 Cover charge:
 $15.00
 Round of drinks:
 $45.00
 Table dance:
 $30.00
 Another round of drinks:
 $23.00
 Couch dance and tips:
 $50.00
 A round of shots:
 $34.00
 Private dance in your  hotel room:
 $300.00
 Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:
 Priceless

 There are some things that money can't buy.
 For everything else, there's MasterCard.
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