He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down
that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks
door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention."
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw
little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"
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