The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer
her apologies for being so rude, the young man said
to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that
you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
$20, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked, "What is the condition?"
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what
you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
reached into her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills,
which she pressed into the young man's hand along with
her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly,
"Clean my house."
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