The sceptical doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants
so he can check. Sure enough the guy's dick is orange. Doc tells
the guy, "This is very
strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doctor asks the guy,
"How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about
six weeks ago
and the doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress.
The guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30
hours of unpaid overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was
I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."
So the doc figures this isn't the reason. He asks the guy, "How's your
home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago."
The doc figures
that this has got to be the reason for all of the guy's stress.
Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch."
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He inquires,
"Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No,
not really. Most nights I sit
at home, watch porno films and eat Cheetos".
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