"How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the agent.
In a booming voice the pirate replied, "Me and me mates were on the
seas when the boom swang 'round and knocked me into the sea where a
shark bit off me leg."
The agent replied, "That is certainly work related. How did you lose
"Well matey, me and me mates were on the high seas when the boom swang
'round and knocked me into the sea where a shark bit off me hand," said
"That's also work related. Now how did you lose your eye?" asked the
The pirate replied, "Well matey, I was laying on the deck one balmy
catching some rays when this seagull flew by and dropped his duty right
in me eye!"
"What does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" said the agent.
"It were the first day with me hook!"
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