Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that
you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She said
"You can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two,
John indicated that he was interested. She informed him that since Bill works
Friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house
around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 PM.
After paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and then
Bill came home about 6:00 PM. He asked his wife, "Did John
come by this afternoon?" Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes, he did stop by for
a few minutes." Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?" She
thinks 'Oh hell, he knows!' Finally she says, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed $100
from me. He said that he would stop by our house on his way home and pay me
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