A fellow was visiting the Vatican and became
separated from his tour group. After wandering
for awhile, he needed to relieve himself. He
finally found a bathroom and wandered in. You
can imagine his surprise to discover the Pope
sitting on the toilet masturbating. Figuring that
this was an attraction few tourists ever saw, he
snapped a couple of pictures. The Pope managed
to recover his composure and offered the fellow
$10,000 for the camera. The fellow decide to
take him up on the offer and an exchange was
arranged. The camera was a pretty nice unit,
so after disposing of the film, the Pope decided
he would use it on his world travels. One day while
visiting a foreign country, a faithful follower noticed
the Pope's camera and remarked that it was quite
a unit. He then asked,"How much did you pay for it?"
"Ten thousand dollars." "Wow, the guy who sold
you that must have seen you coming!"
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