"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your
wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the man. "For a minute
there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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