Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store
hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge
your appetite, and you'll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That
way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories
one place. Now, isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But
you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.
entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can
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