One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very
attracted to him
and during her questions about his life she asked him how he
"What's that" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and
"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree".
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will
you how to do it properly". She took off her clothes, laid down
ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must
put it in
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her
almighty kick in the crotch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees" said Tarzan.
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