Q. What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
A. The taxidermist only takes the skin.
Q. What is black and tan and looks good on an overzealous tax investigator?
A. A Doberman.
Q. What's the difference between an overzealous tax investigator and
A. A rottweiler eventually lets go!
Q. How can you tell when a tax inspector is trying to trap you into
A. When his lips are moving.
Q. Why do sharks not attack tax advisers?
A. Professional courtesy.
Q. What's the difference between a tax adviser and an angry bull?
A. The tax advisor charges more.
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