After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss
to how you could possibly be cured." So, finally, the psychiatrist, at his
wits ends, refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a
and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. The witch doctor says "This
is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! All you have to
do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?" The
witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go
down. But be warned; it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
good news. Soon he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and just like
that, he gets an erection!
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"
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