The first said, "I want to be a plumber."  The others laughed and asked, "Why a plumber?". He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here it's kind of leaky".

The second one said, "I want to be an electrician." The others laughed and asked, "Why an electrician?" He replied, "So I can get some lights in here, it's dark".

The third one said, "I want to be a boxer". The others laughed hysterically for a good five minutes and then asked, "Why in heaven's name would you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "So I can beat the hell out of the bald head guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.

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