The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded
wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried
his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and
said, "At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough,
but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting
his shoulder, "At Apple Computer, Inc. we don't pee on our hands."
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