Two candidates for political office inadvertently scheduled simultaneous
campaign rallies in the same park of a small New England town. After a
lengthy round of speeches, the candidates worked their way through the
crowd -- shaking hands, kissing babies and beaming mightily. Suddenly,
the skies opened and it began to rain.

One of the candidates fled to take shelter in a nearby restaurant along
with half a dozen regulars. The other candidate, however, continued to
move through the crowd -- shaking hands, kissing babies, etc.

"That man's persistence," observed one of the natives, "sure makes it
easy to know who to vote for."

"Yep," another native agreed. "Sure can't see myself casting a vote for
a man who hasn't the good sense to come in out of the rain."
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