As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3 year old daughter was having a
wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look
at this," and stuck out her 2 fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reaches out and stuck her fingers in my
mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them
before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers
with a devastated look on her face. I said," What's wrong honey?"

"Mommy, where's my booger?"
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