Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later,
delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son,
but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly
be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two
beautiful daughters I fathered."
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious,
and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
His wife confessed, "Not this time."
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