A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets
himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon
next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way." The doc said
, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight.
It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed
a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive
work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on
his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal
a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he had seen them. She
says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." He
whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
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