businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought
he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop & explained
The man there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will
keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Voodoo Penis!"
The husband said "The what"? The man repeated " The Voodoo
Penis" and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband
laughed, and said, "It looks like a dildo!"
The man then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!" The
penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the
keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack
began to form down the middle. Then the man said "Voodoo Penis, return
to box!" and the penis stopped & returned to the box.
The husband bought it. He took it home to his wife, And after the husband
had been gone a few days, the wife remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed,
opened the box and said "Voodoo Penis, my crotch". The penis shot
to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering
orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried
to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how
to turn it off. So she put her
clothes on, got in her car and started for the hospital.
On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve over the road.
A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her
license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching,
the woman said "I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've
got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, "Yeah
right... Voodoo Penis, my ass...!"
The rest, as they say, is history...