A woman goes to the grocery store and purchases the following items:


1 bar of soap

1 toothbrush

1 tube of toothpaste

1 loaf of bread

1 pint of milk

1 single serving cereal

1 single serving frozen dinner


The guy at the checkout counter looks at her and asks "Are you single?"


The woman replies sarcastically, "How did you guess?"



He replies, "Because you're fucking ugly."

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