The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:

                     I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

                     While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

                     I think hairy butts are really sexy.

                     Her tits are just too big.

                     Sometimes I just want to be held.

                     That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.

                     Sure I'd love to wear a condom!

                     We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

                     Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

                     I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions

                     No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again.
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