After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, the Lord came to visit Eve.
 "How's things, Eve?" He asked.
 "It is all so beautiful, Lord.  The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking,
 the smells, the grandeur...just so wonderful, but I have this one problem
 - it's these three breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes out the
 other two and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching
 them on branches, snagging them round bushes; they're a real pain,"
 confessed Eve.
 "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first try at this, you
 know? I gave the animals...what? Six? So I just figured I'd halve it, but
 I see that you're right.  I'll fix that up right away!"
 So God reached down and ripped that middle breast right off, Tossing it
 into the bushes.
 Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden.
 "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" He asked.
 "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.
 You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has
 her bull, all the animals have a mate; except for me. I
 feel so alone."
 God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're so right.  How could I
 have overlooked this?! You do need a mate, and I will Immediately create
 Man from a part of you! "Now let's see...where did I leave that useless
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