Q: What's the best way to play a banjo?
A: With a hack saw.

Q: What's the least used sentence in the English language?
A: "Is that the banjo player's Porsche?"

Q: What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
A: A chain saw has greater dynamic range.

There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.

Female five string banjoist shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string."

Q:What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test?
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