This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar
but decides, 'What the heck, I really want a drink.' When the gay
waiter approaches he says to the customer, 'What's the name of your
The customer says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is
a drink.'  The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your penis.  Mine for instance is called Nike,
for the slogan 'Just Do It.'   That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies."

The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it
over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on
a beer and asks, 'Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?'  The man
to left, with a smile, looks back and says, 'TIMEX.' The thirsty
customer asks, 'Why Timex?'  The fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a
lickin' and keeps on tickin'!'

A little shaken, the customer turns to the
fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita. 'So, what do you
call your penis?' The man to his right turns to him and proudly
exclaims, 'FORD,' because quality is Job 1,' Then adds, 'Have you driven a
Ford, lately?'

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the
bartender and exclaims, 'The name of my penis is Secret.' Now give me my
beer. The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, 'Why secret?'  The customer says
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