A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to
kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told
him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning,
put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on
the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show
it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was
sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with
a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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