A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking
through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil
lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie
says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you
just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof!
She's gone.
In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal, "I want to be
in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless
supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says, "I
want those two back in the office after lunch."
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