Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to

the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I

go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before

I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I

get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes

up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the

wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up

the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands

on my wife's butt and say, 'How about a blow job?' ...and she's always

sound asleep.
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