When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will
keep the campsites on either side vacant.

A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot
enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
Eating one can also keep your sleeping bag warm, but do this only when
camping alone!

The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges.
Steer clear of those named for landfills.

While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy
Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a
tiny canoe paddle.

Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country.
The tricky part is getting them on the bears.

In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle
a snoring tent mate.
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