One day a priest was walking down the street. He saw a little boy
on the front porch of a house trying to reach the doorbell. The boy was
standing on his tip toes and jumping up and down, but he still couldn't
reach the bell. The priest walked over to him and asked, "Do you need
some help?"

The young boy said yes so the priest rang the doorbell. Then the priest
said, "What now?"

The little boy shouted, "Run!"
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