She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked!
She grew great boobs!"
One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized
she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs
and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the
bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock."
[an error occurred while processing this directive]