A guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the bartender
where the toilet is. The bartender tells him that it's
down the hall and to the right. The man leaves the bar
to use the toilet. All of a sudden, the bar patrons hear
a loud scream, and they wonder what is going on in the
toilets. A few minutes, go by and again everybody at the
bar hears a loud scream coming from the toilets. This
time the bartender goes into the toilet to investigate
what the drunk is screaming about.
He opens the door and asks the drunk, "What's all the
screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers
The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and every time
I go to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell
out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in
and says, "No wonder, you're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
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